He even levitates objects!
June 26, 2007 - Leave a Response
Names and faces have been blurred to protect the identity of those who Witnessed his pink plastic Glory.
Pink Jesus is not happy
May 30, 2007 - Leave a Response
He found guns in a local store. He says thou shalt not buy guns to kill any living thing! Killing is the opposite of his pink plastic-y love.
pink footprints in the sand
May 28, 2007 - Leave a Response
One night I dreamed I was walking along the beach with the Pink Plastic Lord. Many scenes from my life flashed across the pink sky.
In each scene I noticed footprints in the sand. Sometimes there were two sets of footprints, other times there was only one set of pink prints.
This bothered me because I noticed that during the low periods of my life, when I was suffering from anguish, sorrow or defeat, I could see only one set of bright pink footprints, so I said to the Pink Plastic Lord,
“You promised me Pink Plastic Lord, that if I followed you, you would walk with me always. But I have noticed that during the most trying periods of my life there has only been one set of pink footprints in the sand. Why, when I needed your pink plastic ways the most, have you not been there for me?”
The Pink Plastic Lord replied, “The years when you have seen only one set of footprints, my pink child, is when I carried you.”
thou shalt not worship false idols…
May 26, 2007 - Leave a Response
sing Beatles songs on American Idol. Ever.
Pink Jesus can even recycle you!
May 25, 2007 - One Response
Pink Jesus found this sign today and it is his new favorite sign!
the baptism of Pink Jesus
May 23, 2007 - Leave a Response
“As soon as Pink Jesus was baptized, he went up out of the water. At that moment heaven was opened, and he saw the Spirit of God descending like a dove and lighting on him.”
Welcome my child!
May 21, 2007 - Leave a Response
To Pink Plastic Jesus!
You are blessed to have found my blog!
